21 Signs Stanley From The Office Is You

1. First of all, you’re not really into any ~mandatory office fun~.

First of all, you're not really into any ~mandatory office fun~.

2. But you ARE here for any and all snacks.

But you ARE here for any and all snacks.

3. And your co-workers are just going to have to deal.

And your co-workers are just going to have to deal.

4. You just can’t even with your boss sometimes.

You just can't even with your boss sometimes.

5. Like, really can’t.

Like, really can't.

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6. When one of your friends asks if you like your job:

When one of your friends asks if you like your job:

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7. You’re not really into afternoon meetings. Or any meetings, really.

You're not really into afternoon meetings. Or any meetings, really.

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8. Your favorite moment of the day? Quittin’ time.

Your favorite moment of the day? Quittin' time.

9. This is you when your co-worker launches into a long story about their weekend kayaking trip:

10. And when someone glares at you when you come in late:

And when someone glares at you when you come in late:

11. You can’t resist dragging your colleagues sometimes.

You can't resist dragging your colleagues sometimes.

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12. You have a very busy schedule and you stick to it, goddamnit.

You have a very busy schedule and you stick to it, goddamnit.

13. When your co-worker calls in sick on a warm and sunny Friday:

When your co-worker calls in sick on a warm and sunny Friday:

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14. And when someone messes with any of your stuff:

And when someone messes with any of your stuff:

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15. Your idea of goal-setting is deciding which snack you’re going to eat next.

Your idea of goal-setting is deciding which snack you're going to eat next.

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16. And you’re not into any touchy-feely crap, either.

And you're not into any touchy-feely crap, either.

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17. When you get back from vacation and you’re still in R&R mode:

When you get back from vacation and you're still in R&R mode:

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18. When you have to run a work errand and decide to take your time heading back:

When you have to run a work errand and decide to take your time heading back:

19. You consider lunch theft the world’s greatest crime.

21 Signs Stanley From The Office Is You
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20. You’ll take any chance to avoid working.

You'll take any chance to avoid working.

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21. And even though you like your job sometimes, it will still try you for the rest of eternity.

And even though you like your job sometimes, it will still try you for the rest of eternity.